HOW TO EAT SPINACH LIKE A CHILD:
Divide it into piles. Rearrange again into piles. Repeat four or five times, then sit back and say you are full.
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the heck did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
The abc's of food
A is for apple - a nutritrous lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
B is for beef - Ground beef, a cow with no legs.
C is for cashew - the way nuts sneeze.
